Why Choose The Claiborne House

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7) CLAIBORNE HOUSE SAYS:

If you want to stay at a B&B who has an “Excellent” rating on Trip Advisor, and many other online review sites. That is inspected and approved, and has owners onsite.

Why you should NOT choose us:

You say that customer testimonials don’t matter, and you just want a cheap place to stay. We hear the “No Tell Motel” has openings.

6) CLAIBORNE HOUSE SAYS:

If you want to sit outside on our 130′ wrap around porch with views of the town and foothills. If you want to enjoy a book near our three ponds, if you want a parlor with a fully stocked games cupboard and get local innside information (see our funky blog here).

Why you should NOT choose us:

You just want a room and a lobby, with a foreign front desk clerk who can’t give you directions, or assistance.

5) CLAIBORNE HOUSE SAYS:

If you want Central HVAC, comfortable beds and rooms decorated with a personal touch, if you want complimentary (FREE) WIFI, cable TV, and off street private parking. (The Wash House has its own HVAC unit)

Why you should NOT choose us:

You want a window ac/heat unit that turns on and off all night. If you want cookie cutter rooms with disinfectant smells to cover smoke. You like to pay for WIFI and park in a creepy dark parking lot.

4) CLAIBORNE HOUSE SAYS:

If you want a home-cooked breakfast made just for you! Fresh fruit, local ingredients and great coffee! Served to you either at our dining room table or in your room (Sierra Suite and Wash House Cottage we deliver).

Why you should NOT choose us:

You want a help yourself stinky continental, oh and maybe a “make your own waffle” that 100 other people have touched that morning. You enjoy service station coffee. Fresh fruit? That would be that brown banana and waxy apples sitting in the basket. Or, maybe they will lash out and ‘put out’ some canned peaches in heavy syrup.

3) CLAIBORNE HOUSE SAYS:

If you would like a smoke-free environment, in the center of the quiet historic district in town where you awaken to mockingbirds and finches and the smell of bacon cooking!

Why you should NOT choose us:

You want to smoke in bed. You are unable to climb stairs. You want a long corridor with slamming doors, or an outside entry from a dark parking lot. You want to be right off a busy street or highway so you can hear trucks and traffic all night long.

2) CLAIBORNE HOUSE SAYS:

If you want to walk to local restaurants and visit our uptown and downtown. You can park your motorcycle in our parking area and kick off your boots and slip on some flip flops!

Why you should NOT choose us:

You want to get drunk in the hotel bar, and stagger back to your smoking  room, and watch pay per-view TV. You want to sit around and listen to little kids whine and complain and run around the place.

CLAIBORNE HOUSE SAYS THE NUMBER ONE REASON TO CHOOSE US IS:

If you want A family-owned and operated small business, here in the good ol’ U.S. of A. We are involved in our local community, our children go to our schools. None of your room rate is going overseas, and a portion of it will go to local charities, and causes close to our hearts.